psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

me in hell: god what did I do to deserve this!
god: you masturbated
me: tru
god: tru
sometimes I’m sitting alone and I just think to myself “god… I love dogs”
Anne Svvimteam

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

ironandvalor:

Kelp forests have always been so…….alluring to me. I used to watch videos of orcas darting in between the stretches of green; I fell in love.

ironandvalor:

Kelp forests have always been so…….alluring to me. I used to watch videos of orcas darting in between the stretches of green; I fell in love.

littlekuma:

Tanuki is birdwatching from the balcony, whishing one of them would just accidentaly fly into his mouth.

The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

The Front Bottoms - Twin Size Mattress
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societycalls:

The Front Bottoms//Twin Size Mattress- Studio acoustic Version 

It’s no big surprise you turned out this way.

When they close their eyes and prayed you would change
And they cut your hair, and sent you away
You stopped by my house the night you escaped
With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay
You said, “Hey man, I love you but no fucking way”