yeah okay mom-chan
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way